Every time someone says Jakob, take a drink
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Posted on 02/03/2012
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If someone says "Above the fold," smash the bottle over their head
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Posted on 02/16/2012
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If someone says Basecamp has the best UX, break a bottle over their head
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Posted on 01/13/2012
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If your UX expert arrives wearing a black turtleneck, take a drink
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Posted on 01/19/2012
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If someone says it's unintuitive but can't explain what it means, take a shot
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Posted on 01/20/2012
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If the client says the site has to work on IE6, take a drink
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Posted on 01/22/2012
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If your team thinks Agile means endless changes and no documentation, finish the bottle
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Posted on 02/18/2012
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If you call yourself a UX ninja, rockstar or guru, buy drinks for the house
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Posted on 01/17/2012
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Every time someone says "gamification," drink
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Posted on 05/10/2012
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If someone says it's like Facebook for people with no friends, take a drink
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Posted on 01/26/2012
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If you have to explain your job to your parents, do three shots of wild turkey
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Posted on 01/04/2012
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If someone says he started doing wireframes in PowerPoint, take a drink
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Posted on 01/25/2012
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If someone says, "Accessibility isn't a requirement," keep drinking until blind
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Posted on 03/12/2012
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If someone says it has to work on Internet Explorer for Mac, do a shot
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Posted on 02/28/2012
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If your boss dresses like Steve Jobs, do a shot
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Posted on 01/11/2012
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If someone pronounces GUI "Gooey," do a shot
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Posted on 01/27/2012
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If someone asks why the wireframes have no color, do a double shot
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Posted on 04/21/2012
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If the branding guidelines guarantee an unusable user experience, drink
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Posted on 01/07/2012
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If you dress like Steve Jobs, strip naked and do a shot
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Posted on 03/02/2012
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If there's no budget for user research, take a shot
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Posted on 01/30/2012
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